Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
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What instrument did the door play in the band?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?