Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?