What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Kitty litter.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do fairies always drink?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?