What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Which cats love to be petted?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the cat start laughing?