Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?