Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What birds make average students?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What tree has the most bark?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?