Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?