Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
They gave him a crown!
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?