Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why do mice need oiling?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why are stones so good at music?