Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why was the math book sad?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?