Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
He wanted to rock and roll.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?