What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
Which state has the best streets?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?