What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What food is a man's best friend?
When is a baseball player like a thief?