What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?