What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Horseradish.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?