What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?