Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?