Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?