Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What bird is losing its hair?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Where does a camper keep his money?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?