Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Never mind. It would be too forced!
Why is money so stubborn?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Which singer could always break a five?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What car can you only see twice a year?