What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why is furniture so generous?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How does a cow do math?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the tomato turn red?