Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
In a ham-mock.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?