Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's the noisiest food?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?