What's the noisiest food?
Onion RINGS!
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do frogs drink in the winter?