Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?