What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What insect runs away from everything?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?