What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?