Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?