When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?