What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What color are all the books in the library?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What snacks always have the best tan?