Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Their games are always a blow-out.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What animal is always ready to protect people?