Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do trees say when autumn comes?