Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
How do snowmen get information?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?