What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?