Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which state has the best streets?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why do cows wear bells?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Which family member has tusks?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?