How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How do you make antifreeze?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?