Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?