What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do Scottish toads play?