Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
What fish only swims at night?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What car does Yoda® drive?