What might you call waking up in the morning?
An eye-opening experience.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What makes pirates such good singers?