Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
How do you get straight A's?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?