How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?