Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?