Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why are sandals so indecisive?