Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Surprise!!!!
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?