What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which plant has the best roar?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
When do mice play every day?