Which baseball player do fish root for?
Mike Trout.
What do you call the dog magician?
I'm not a bad putter.
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
I broke my finger!