What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How was the wedding?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How do fall and winter say hello?