Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What is the color of the wind?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did summer say to spring?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?