Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What do you eat on July 5th?